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Hello, and welcome to Girl Heart Horror! The girl is me, Rhea Dee. And the horror is, you know, scary stuff.

So what's this all about then? Well, it's gonna be a blog about horror and stuff. And junk too. There will also be an extreme lack of eloquence, as evidenced by my previous sentences. (I only earned the B.A. in English so that I could eventually reject it.)

Anyway, I suppose I should flaunt my cred or something, to show you what makes me fit to blog about horror. Well, my dad first introduced me to horror by taking me to see Cronenberg's The Fly when it opened in theaters. I was 2 years old.

I've maintained a steady interest in horror since then.

Alright, so I suck at flaunting cred. Suffice to say, I love horror, but I'm no expert. But I'm not implying that I don't know anything about horror. I know a crap ton about horror, but there are people out there who know a crap ton more than me, and I bow at their feet.

Plus I really hate using the term expert, cause you know, I'm always open to learning about new stuff, and expert seems so final. Like there's no knowledge to attain after you reach that status. Yikes.

Anyway.

So what you can expect from this blog?
1. Lots of cussing. Sorry, lots of fucking cussing.

2. Reviews of horror movies, books, comics, TV, etc.

3. Serious rocknroll, because I heart that as well. There's just something so wonderful about flipping through stacks of records in a musty record store. I have quite a collection of oddities, and a few horror-esque gems managed to slip in. I'll be sure to share all that wonderful stuff here.

4. Anecdotes about growing up in a horror household. My dad loved horror since he was around 5, which is probably why he started me so early. I have tons of weird stories, which I will share with you all.

5. Girlie crushes on hot guys in horror (My current crush is Eli Roth. Yes, you all needed to know that.)

6. Lots of virtual love.

What you will never see on my blog
Me talking about the ass crap that are those "real ghost" shows. Wait, I just broke my own rule. Okay, after this, you'll never see me type about those shitty "real ghost" shows again. Why? Cause they're laaaaame!

So let's get started, yeah?

P.S.--You may have seen me write for Pink Raygun.com, #1 awesomest site for geeky girls. If not, you can check 'em out in that sentence o' links I just created.